5:16
That looked goofy as hell.

I`m not sure how to feel about that but besides the lewd stuff, the art style definitly has it charmes.

Well-written jokes are a rare treat, especialy in porn.
Unique art style and also a wonderfull hot degree with a goofball following it up.
I couldn`t find a single thing I could complain about.

It was a simple yet fun experience. I also wasn`t prepared that the music would be so groofy; not that I`m complaining. Level 10 was a little glitchy tho and I didn`t had to do anything to complete the last level but besides that, the puzzles really had their charme.

The actual "game" is just randomized Rock-Paper-Scissors with no real code in it. Meaning, you can pick Rock every time and the A.I. won`t figure out, what you are trying to do and would still pick Scissors, if it randomly chose Scissors.

Even if I was here to jerk off I would have been turned off by 1. the annoying mini-game 2. the somehow uninteressting art style and 3. the pathetic reward after wasting all this time for probaply only 15 secounds of action.

Been a while since I was this dissapointed about something.

Probably the oldest game on Newgrounds but it`s still kinda cool.
Old is not gold, it`s diamont.

I could imagine hearing this in a Doom minigame level. At least it deserves such appreciation in my ears!

I know that many people already said it at this point but that unironicaly sounds like a Michael Jackson song, which is the highest compliment I can possibly say!

I really like the details you put into drawing the protection gear. The mask also has a vibe to it with thes black triangles. Sick

You couldn`t resist making another thicc thighed oc, hu?
But the gun is suprisingly detailed so congrats on that. If it wasn`t for this wannabe Hellebarde-Bajonet, which doesn`t really fit from it`s design with the gun, it would have been Praise B 5 stars. But it`s still remarkable of course.

A little more detail to the arm muscles and this is pure perfection.